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Zalutam cu rezbekt, Jefu.

Aderizat la Romania cu bomba la valiza ascuns, tregut fara broblem control la aerobort.

Pastrat dolar american blestemat, bentru construit aigea bomba, dat jumadate la taxi, jumate furat tigan din buzunar. Indalnit frate Ahmed, batron magazin, ajudat la mine.Discutat cu el la cafenea plan bomba, consumat egler broaspat, intoxicat cu zalmonel,noi ajuns la sbital, doctor roman durut la cur, noi luat cur fok.

Jefu, gu bomba praf antrax nu putut facut la Romania ,cineva furat antrax, deci ingercat plan bomba cu bum-bum...!

Mutat apartament frate Ahmed, adus mult frumos aminde de tara mia, fara apa la robinet, geam sparte ca Beirut , tigle kazut la cap cind vind bate.

Urmarit PROTV emiziune explozia camion azotat, facut frica la mine! Astia romani are tupeu nu gluma ! Urgent trebuie recrutat, jefu ! Bomba cu azotat mare efect aveam..

Inderesat pilotat avion bentru lovit gladire la roman.Vazut delevizor, aparat zbor MIG brabusit singur in ogor la taran, plus taran roman stricat singur gladire, adormit beat , tigara abrinsa, murit soacra, facut chef mare la ei...

Draga Jefu, gineva furat la mine gas pastrat bentru bus la bomba, iar azeara, gind iesit cumbarat baclava, exblodat budelie la barter.

Aicia la Romania , mult cretin!

Zbierat, zguibat la sin, cacat be mine de frica!

Jefu, ma indorg acasa!

Asta romani nu are nevoie de terorism, face singur treaba!
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Criminala.....am ris cu lacrimi.
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George wrote:Zalutam cu rezbekt, Jefu.

Aderizat la Romania cu bomba la valiza ascuns, tregut fara broblem control la aerobort.



Asta romani nu are nevoie de terorism, face singur treaba!


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Multumesc pentru post, mi-ai luminat ziua ca ma f_te la cap de dimineata cineva si istorioara asta m-a salvat psihic!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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